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A Few Things I Know For Sure

With John Patrick Adams
Wednesday, April 05, 2017 3:24 PM

The Double Standards Of Women

By: John Patrick Adams

Fellas, do you sometimes feel women have double standards?  They’re able to get away with a lot more because they’re women?  Do you ever feel women have greater expectations and have set higher standards for men to follow than themselves?  Well this post is for you…

 

Here are 6 areas in which SOME or MOST women have DOUBLE STANDARDS...

 

Lies:

 

When a man tells a lie, according to a woman he’s trying to protect himself and cover up his dirt…  When a woman tells a lie, according to her, she’s trying to protect his ego, avoid shattering his pride, and keeping from him feeling as though he’s not a man….

 

Cheating:

 

When a man cheats, according to a woman it’s because he’s unable to keep his "Johnson" in his pants…  He’s a whore, dog, and lack the gene to commit to one woman…  When a woman cheats, according to her, it’s because he is emotionally unavailable; the other man made her feel beautiful, needed, and desired…  She’s not a whore or a slut, she’s a woman with emotional needs her man was unwilling to provide…

 

Jobless:

 

When a man is unemployed for an extended period of time, according to a woman it’s because he’s not looking hard enough.  He’s lazy, immature, a user, and not a real man because a real man would mow yards to make ends meet…  When a woman is unemployed for an extended period of time, according to her it’s because there aren't any jobs available that requires her expertise.  She’s over qualified, too educated or too good.  And secretly, she’s believes he should step up and be a man and make up the difference until she’s good and ready to get back to work…

 

Vocal:

 

When a man is vocal, according to a woman he’s controlling, manipulative, and abusive.  Men aren’t supposed to speak, nor have feelings…  When a woman is vocal, according to her it’s the nature of a woman.  Women are more expressive, open and honest about how they're feeling.  According to her it’s normal for a woman to go over the top a little bit, cause a little drama, and overreact….

 

Not Sexually Active:

 

When a man isn’t sexually active, according to a woman it’s because he’s getting it somewhere else, just that plain and simple…  When a woman isn’t sexually active, according to her it’s because the bills aren’t paid, the trash was still in the house, he’s not carrying his share of the load…  According to her it’s because she’s tired, have a headache or has to get up early in the morning for work…

 

Gains Weight:

 

When a man picks up love handles, a midsection and becomes rounder than a quarter, according to a woman it’s because he isn’t taking care of himself, watching what he’s eating, and he’s drinking too many damn beers…  When a woman picks up muffin tops, stretch marks, and enough jelly to make Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches for the rest of Donald Trump’s Presidency, it's because she’s given him some hard head kids he didn’t want, she’s doing everything around the house, and because he knew she loved to eat before hooking up with her…  It’s because he pay’s her no attention; she’s not trying to look like a crack head, and she’s too busy being a wife/girlfriend to a boy disguised as a man,  she has no time to hit the gym…

 

What I know for sure is… Women make excuses for the exact flaws they criticize men for...


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