Is Jennifer Lopez Cancelling a $1M New Year’s Eve Gig To Be with Drake?!

There is a new development in the continuing saga of the supposed romance between Drake and Jlo (read up on part one and part two of this tale here and here). And it is a doozy. Take a deep breath and prepare yourself to be mildly-to-medium-ly annoyed, depending on how empty your wallet is right now.

Jennifer has reportedly canceled a scheduled appearance at Miami hotspot E11even so that she can instead ring in 2017 with Drake. Oh and she might be losing out on a MILLION dollar paycheck by doing so.

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Not good form, Jenny! Seriously, why are you so stupid in love always? Ugh. Never, ever forget #Bennifer, guys. Bennifer was oh-so-messy. Magically so.

While she claims to have pulled out to schedule in some “personal and family time”, the fact that she is still jetting off to Miami has people raising their eyebrows. And we don’t blame them; that’s where Drake seems to be planning on doing his end-of-2016 partying and we are betting that the duo will miraculously end up sharing snaps of them on social media that night. Because that’s the game they are playing right now. That they are a couple, not a pair of musicians promoting their music. 

Besides, can’t Jenny spend personal and family time with her loved ones literally any other time? Hmm...

Anyway, we guess Jenny meant that her love doesn’t cost others a thing…she seems happy to take the hit. And, yes, we had to make that joke/reference. We just had to! It’s par for the course…

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But if E11even is ever looking to toss such a huge chunk of change at someone to put on a show come December 31st, they can give us a call. We have no idea what we would do, but we’d come up with something because unlike SOME PEOPLE we would jump through hoops for a paycheck.

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