Thursday, February 16, 2017 11:28 AM
Melania Trump Is Reportedly ‘Miserable’ as First Lady & ‘Unhappy With How Her Life Ended Up’By: Bree Steinbronn
In “we don't care how rich people feel” news, we now have Melania Trump whining about how hard she has it.
Hold your eye roll. Okay, now go forth and roll those eyes. Because this really is super special stuff.
Sure, it must be difficult to live in a gold-filled, luxury apartment in New York City while doing…whatever it is that she does…and to be away from her scary, maniac husband.
Oh wait, apparently being away from Donald isn’t a part of the reason why she is so unhappy. Haha. That’s great.
Evidently, Melania feels that her role of first lady (which, let’s be real, is a position that will be filled by Ivanka, whether or not this is admitted publicly) isn’t the life she wanted. No kidding? She didn’t marry a super wealthy, much-older man so that she could be pressured into being a productive member of society who utilizes her platform to make the world a better place?
We are still chuckling over the time that she said, with a straight face, mind you, that her goal would be to help eliminate cyber bullying. Sweetie, all you’d have to do is smack that unsecured android out of your husband's hands and you’d have made tremendous progress.
Trump family friend and stylist Phillip Bloch recently confided to US Weekly that being the wife of a president wasn’t what she wanted and that “it’s a lot to cope with”. She is also basically holed up in her lavish household, rarely leaving it at all.
Yeah, we find it very hard to muster up sympathy. She knew who she was getting into bed with when she married him and if she is so unhappy, she has the money to leave.
Can’t wait to see what idiotic, childish tweets President Trump shoots out in response to this. Because laughter is really all we have these days. And, fingers crossed, we won’t be dealing with him much longer anyway and then Melania can go back to being a socialite trophy wife.
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