Bobby Brown is negotiating with Bravo to air a reality series...
Law & Disorder...Charles Barkley is under investigation for indecent assault. A woman reported she was assaulted by Barkley at 32 Degrees, a nightclub in Philly. The incident was reported to police last week. • Danny Glover was arrested on the steps of Sudan's embassy in D.C., and charged with disorderly conduct and unlawful assembly during a protest against the genocide in Sudan. Danny is always down for the cause! • Rosario Dawson was arrested with a group of protesters in NY while shooting a scene from an upcoming movie. NYC is on fire! Bush is outta here! • An arrest warrant was issued for Krayzie Bone after he failed to appear in a Cincinnati court on two counts of felony non-support of dependents. Krayzie owes more than $30,000 in child support and could face up to 2 years in jail . Does he even have $30,000?• Ja Rule's lawyer said Ja plans to enter a not guilty plea on an assault charge he got hit with while shooting a movie in Canada. A pretrial hearing is scheduled for Oct. 6 with the trial expected to start in early 2005. • The Miami Herald reports Ja Rule's appearance on 'Cribs' left Jeanette Varela upset since the home he was showing off was actually hers. She rented the 8,000 square foot home to Rule, and is suing the music network and Ja for wrongly portraying it as Rule's pad. Varela claims Rule hosted a party for 600 during which revelers left holes in her walls, cracked the mosaic tile on the driveway, broke doors, destroyed furniture and left "numerous syringes and condom wrappers" strewn about the place. Who didn’t know that spot wasn’t his? It’s obvious by all the “guests” that just happened to show up that day! Wanna hear something even funnier Ja got a 40 old 1 woman street team that writes me every time I talk sh*t about his washed up *ss!You would think he had a book in the bible the way she preaches on and on about him! Guess what? He still sucks a cow’s rotted crust-saturated titty ball!
Oh Really...A source at Walt Disney Worlds Ritz Carlton Orlando told Us Weekly that Eminem, his daughter Hailie, and Dr. Dre were denied dinner at the Ritz restaurant because Em and Dre were so "rude and obnoxious." The source revealed, "Their bodyguards threw one of the waiters into a plant, causing him to fall on the floor. We said we didn't need their business. Plus they were dressed terribly!" What does their gear have to do with it the price of yaki in China?
The Mirror reports that Usher is happy to admit his love of bling. "I wear expensive jewelry, drive a big car and when I feel like treating myself to something, I do it," he admitted. He added: "I only buy designer clothes. I have one pair of jeans that cost $4,000." Is he ok? •In Touch reports that Usher suffers from stage fright that he copes with by the odd habit of sorting M&M candies into small piles according to color. "I get 10 bags of M&M's and tip them on a table," Usher explained. "Then I sort them out into little piles of all the same color. It takes a while, but it does the trick!" Seriously, is he ok?
The Post reports the day after Lil' Kim told Page 6 that she once considered having her breast implants removed because they hurt her back, she fired off this press release. "Media reports that I have considered having my breast implants reduced are completely untrue, and a figment of the media's imagination. I am very comfortable with my look, and feel quite sexy and happy exactly how I am. I love my breasts." Why does she fail to acknowledge her self-esteem issues!
Music World/Bizz Updates/Ventures...The Bizz: Kwame Jackson closed a multibillion-dollar real-estate deal to develop a 130-acre area in Prince George’s County (MD). His company is also planning an executive menswear line and a TV show. The deal is worth $3.8 billion and will provide over 32,000 jobs, Jackson said. • The Buzz: Beyonce’s' 5-year endorsement deal with L'Oreal is worth a max of $4.7 million and requires her to work 10 days annually, according to forms located by TheSmokingGun. Along with the 10 days worth of photo shoots, promo gigs, and personal appearances, Beyonce must notify L’Oreal of "any radical changes to her hair any concert tour may necessitate" and has to maintain her luxurious auburn hair "in excellent co ndition." She also can't go near Revlon or Clairol products and must maintain "approximately the same physical appearance and health." I can read it now.This Day In Black History:Beyoncebecome the 1st black women to get a multi-million deal with L’Oreal and mastered the weave hustle like no other! The Ventures: G-Unit Clothing is releasing a line of women's gear at the end of this month, with includes T-shirts and blazers making their debut in stores this winter. The line, geared toward women ages 16-26, is for the female who is "street-refined with a definite taste for the better things in life," according to the line's creative director. This doesn’t sound too appealing. • LL is starting a new upscale clothing line called James Todd Smith, his gubbermen&rsqu o;t. The retailers that carry the line will be picked by LL, to ensure the exclusivity of the line, which will include button ups, suits, t-shirts, jeans and what he labeled as ‘classy gear.’ LL is attempting to present a few pieces at the annual Magic Convention in Vegas. Who wants to dress like LL besides his kids?
Upcoming Projects/TV Shows/Flicks Etc...Shows: Aisha Tyler will appear in a multi-episode roles on CSI and on 24.• Bobby Brown is negotiating with Bravo to air a reality series chronicling his troubled life. Discussions are under way about how much, Whitney Houston, will appear on the show. Finally! Flicks Etc: Martin Lawrence is set to star in Big Momma’s House II. No release date has been set. • Paramount is developing a prequel to The Untouchables. Antoine Fuqua will direct the flick. • The World Music Awards will be held in Vegas this year and air live Sept 15th on ABC. Usher, Alicia Keys, and Kanye will all perform. • Playboy will drop a new uncensored DVD feat. Snoop and Ken “Buckwild” Francis on Sept 14th. ‘Snoop Dogg’s Buckwild Bus Tour’ features performances, exclusive Snoop videos, wild cuts on the tour bus, backstage and private after parties featuring Snoop’s entourage and 10 ‘Buckwild Girls.’ The DVD features Busta, Bishop Don “Magic” Juan, Daz, Uncle Junebug, Spliff Star and others. The DVD also features exclusive outtakes and a ‘Buckwild Girl’ photo gallery, as well as ‘Eye Candy – The Buckwild Girls’ Nude Videos.’ • "Streets Is Watching," the 1998 documentary about Jay-Z's life wi ll be released Oct. 5th on DVD. The updated version will feature a new score called "lost video footage."
Albums Etc... Maxwell is putting the finishing touches on his new yet to be titled album. The album is tentatively scheduled for a Nov. release according to Columbia.• Talib Kweli will drop 'The Beautiful Struggle' on Sept. 28th and features Mos Def, Common, Kanye, and more. • De La Soul will drop 'The Grind Date' on Sept. 28th. De La’s album will feature a Madlib produced lead single. • Common, Erykah Badu, ?uestloveRoots, Talib Kweli and Bahamadia are featured on Zap Mama's upcoming Ancestry in Progress. No relea se date has been set. • Wu-Tang Clan’s Greatest Hits will drop Oct. 26th on BMG Strategic Marketing Group. The album features 16 tracks and 5 additional hits (rare mixes, compilations and/or soundtracks). • Eminem will drop, Encore, on Nov. 16th.
Quickies...Freddie Jackson was inducted into the National Black Sports & Entertainment Hall of Fame. Jackson attended the event with Crystal Blake. • Beenie Man was pulled from the VMA’s because of protests from gay groups who object to his homophobic lyrics. • Raven Simone inked a development deal with ABC. Raven will return to prime time next fall.
Alley Chat...I hear that Tyra Banks is ready to get hitched to Chris Webber. Theyreportedly spent their summer together in New York. Could you just imagine what kinda forehead their kids would have? I love her show but that front head extension is vicious! • There is word that Flava Flav impressed execs at VH1 so much on 'The Surreal Life3', they're giving him his own show.Flav’s on the come up! Now, if he could only look like he bathed once a month! • Pharrell is dating a pretty brown thang by the name of Vashty. • There is a video going around showing Rick James smoking weed a month before he died. Weed ain’t never killed nob ody – unless it was laced – from what I’ve been told. • It was recently reported that locked down rapper Ras Kass and new artist Teedra Moses have twins together. Teedra is – let’s just say different! • Foxy has worn out her welcome at the LV flagship store in NYC. The Post reports a fed-up employee called them while Foxy was throwing a tantrum inside the store to plead for us to expose Foxy's abominable behavior. "She comes in here all the time and yells at people, curses at us, snaps her fingers at us. She's just awful. We've all had it." Foxy also has a habit of returning anything she buys if she doesn't get a "celebrity discount." Who has Fox’s beeper # ? ‘Cau se she playing herself! • 50 got booed off the stage at a British music festival. 50 was just 25 minutes into his set when he and his G-Unit were forced to retreat amid a hail of water bottles. 50 needs to lay low for a good minute!
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MTV Video Music Award’s Recap
Pre Show: Red Carpet (arrival via yachts): That was the shittiest piece of shit ever thrown together! I mean what was the damn point? A totally pointless piece of sh*t and a waste of airtime! I must say that Usher’s yacht was hot as well as Puff’s love boat! • Puffy: Why must he be such a nicca at times? Announcing folks as they stepped off his ship like we didn’t know who they were, cutting off John when asked about partying in Miami…Juss ig’nant! Then he jumped in front of Mase when John asked about his album to talk about his yacht? And what was with their matching gear?
Main Carpet: Ashanti: Almost did it (outfit wise) but failed again! • Lil Kim: Um, what was up with that voice? Her nasal track is f*cked up for real! She better stop before she ends up sounding like Michele’! •Performances: Jadakiss & Anthony Hamilton: Anthony looked so damn sexy! I loved his gear and his watch was fiyah! • Gideon Yagger (MTV): Looked so damn sessy in that pink suit! That’s the way pink is supposed to be worn! • Trina: Got no mic minutes – being a rapper turned video lip-syncing girl doesn’t get you much camera time! • Alicia Keys: Looked great! …Neck down that is! First of all Frizz-Ease, please! And where was the sheen? Her dress was hot – her dried up Shant e Temple curls were horrendous! • Kanye: Was looking real squishy as usual! Jennifer Lopez: Where did the hat come in? She looked like Freddie Krugger! Her bag was hot though! • Omarion: Screw your grown man shoes - get some grown man’s jeans & PULL THEM UP! • Best Video Editing: Jay-Z 99 Problems. Go figure, when MTV was the one doing all the editing! • Jay-Z: Needs to sit down coming out looking like Cab Calloway! • Beyonce: Was wearing another Tina Knowles Hoe’ riginal! If ya own mama can’t make you like look like a back seat dream there is no need for a 3rd party! Then the hair…That sh*t was sitting on 46’ spirals! I can’t believe they actually showed up together! • LL: Video T’s? Who told him that was hot? Why was he so geekin’? And he’s too damn old to be street teamin’ it! How much does he make an album $0.03 and a bacon strip? • Dave Chapelle: Why did that fool say he smuggled in 5 Cubans on his yacht! Highlight: The Dave Chappelle commercial, more details in a bit – for those who missed it.
Main Event: Opening Act: Usher. The rain drops – wack! The dance sequence was ok. The lip-synching made Britney’s seem great – if that’s possible! During Yeah – there was way too much going on and it also reminded me of Puff performance a few years back. • Best Rap Video: Jay-Z 99 Problems. But why when he won, he gave Mat dap and Tina a kiss and they both acted like they didn’t know him. Stop frontin’, we all know he’s fanga poppin’ your kid (among other things…), so cut the act! pardon me Back to Jay – Why did he say Whaddup B? Damn, he’s pushing 40 with a shout out like that? •Shakira: She musta’ taken English classes because I actually understood her! • Omarion/E va Mendes: Why was his off key *ss up there making my ears bleed? • Best Female Video: Beyonce. Yep, she did it too! Whaddup J? inserts her dumb giggle They are such gaylords! What was with the matching outfits? Are they trying to be the next Will & Jada? • Marc Anthony: Announced Kanye’s performance. Since when did he start attending the VMA’s? Did you peep he was standing in front of Puff when he made the announcement? • Kanye: Why did his church choir/hip-hop dancers for da chuc’h came down the aisle bouncing like they were getting crunk in da club? Then they did that dumb Flavor Flav rip off step – seriously will he stop already! He jacks beats, now dance moves, what’s next jackin’ jaws? Um, I love S yleena but that Boo Yah Tribe outfit hurt my feelings! Chaka was a great surprise but sister needs to lay off the red meat because that outfit was screaming for inches! I saw the rayon form 911 when they showed a back shot! Chaka’s publicist released a statement confirming that she was battling strained vocal cords during her performance. • Missy: Actually had on heels and looked like a girl for once! Nothing against her music but yall know her gear use to be wick-wick wack! • Sidenote: Jay’s skin looked horrible! Back away from the coochie mane! orders Jay a hazmat face mask • Naomi Campbell/Lenny Kravitz: Naomi needed a touch down with all those ru’ts! And why is she still wearing those diamond things in her part? It wasn’t cute the first time she wor e it back in 1669 BC! • Sidenote: The Lenny Kravitz/Sarah Jessica Parker Gap commercial was hot! With her fly *ss! • Dave Chappelle: I stopped breathing for a second when he said the worse thing MTV could do was put him on live TV ever since the Janet Jackson’s nipple incident. • Lil Jon, East Side Boys, Ying Yang: Vivica Fox is an old *ss pathetic groupie whore! She was dancing stiffer then the recently departed! She is definitely going through her mid-life hoodrat crisis! • Terror Squad: Ripped the walls down!Is Bruce Willis moonlighting as Eminem? Why was he leaning back? Remi killed it in her tight *ss Dior outfit but she could have easily passed as a mascot with that mane! • Mase/Puffy: I’m officially convinced Mase is brain deficient! If he said Welcome Back one more time! Then his dumb *ss cackle loads custom built penny bb gun Did you peep Puff mess up when reading his cue card? • Alicia Keys/Stevie Wonder/Lenny Kravitz: Rocked it! I guess Alicia noticed her hair too because she sure did change it up! • Dave Chappelle: Did some mini Jay-Z dedication – I didn’t get it and it seemed kinda pointless! Video of the Year: Outkast. Why did that dude crash ANOTHER show? I can’t see how his grossly noticeable under bit having *ss makes it through security every year! Gwyneth just gave him the award over to him like he was a group member…Poor thing! I think the dude got pulled off stage because she looked back like w hat’s going on…I guess we’ll have to wait and see the outtakes!
The entire show was rather boring…Give or take the performances I mentioned. What happened to all the guests they mentioned? Where was Lauryn Hill? Wasn’t Jay supposed to perform/present? What was with all the commotion on the stage? Why did it look like it was put together the day it aired? Why did the audience boo the John Kerry’s daughters but not the Bush twins? Or was it for both? Why couldn’t they keep their composure after they were booed? Why did the Black Eye Peas come on scooters? Are they that cheap? What was Usher doing clearing the air AGAIN with Justin and Puff? And why did his voice get softer as he said it? What’s Fonzworth job title now? The New Coon Review?
Alley Chat Special...Missy hosted a launch party for her Adidas line down in Miami. She was joined in her VIP garden tent by Tweet, Queen Latifah, and Diana Ross. • Naomi Campbell refused red carpet pictures at the Blender party because of the Grey Goose logo. Chad Hugo, Pharrell, Owen Wilson, Gwen Stefani, Omarion, and Suge Knight were spotted at the Blender jump off. • Puff challenged Hulk Hogan to a “$1 million dollar winner” wrestling match, at his party at Mansion. Hogan accepted, ran to the stage, and Puff renigned like a mu'fukka! Puff’s party is being called the wors t of the weekend. Not to mention the mass hysteria he caused when the party was opened to the public. • Puff also hosted a party at his Star Island mansion. Eva Mendes, Owen Wilson, Rev. Al Sharpton, and Diana Ross were all on hand for dinner. Later on in the evening Kim Porter was spotted flossing a $60,000 piece from Jacob with P. Diddy’s spelled out in diamonds.Puff hi-jacks everything! JD guard your grill, knuckle up! • Usher did it up for his party in Miami until a crew member on the yacht he rented died. Usher's mom, Jonnetta, hosted a "Welcome to Miami" for him on the yacht. The dude that died actually lived and worked on the boat and was an experienced diver who frequently made night expeditions. No one noticed he was missing until the morning. His body was found about 100 yards from the yacht, washed up on the rocky shore. When Page Six asked Usher about the death at his post-VMA party, he said he didn't know anything, and added, "I'm not responsible." Scary to say the least! Despite the tragedy, Usher's party had live panthers on diamond leashes and was one of the weekend's most lavish events. Shaq, Nick & Jessica, Christina Aguilera, Jimmy Fallon, Kanye, Lil' Kim, Naomi Campbell, Vanessa and Alexandra Kerry, Owen Wilson, Ashlee Simpson, Johnny Knoxville and Lil' Jon were all on hand. Lil' Jon made guests laugh when he spit out a mouthful of caviar saying, "Fish eggs and sour cream? That's nasty as [bleep]!" blank stareThat’s funny?shrugs • Then there was drama with Nelly and Christina’s performance. Well, it was due to both their camps that there was drama and miscommunications, because Christina and Nelly are good friends. It was all over who was going to get the most spotlight during the performance. But it’s her song so why even question that? • Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton hooked up. Christina was spotted at club some mannish looking chicks. Christina was reportedly leaning back in a chair while the girls da nced between her legs and then put her legs up on one of her girl's shoulders, while Paris watched from a distance. Then Paris moved in on Christina once the chicks left and had a great tongue exchange. The funny thing is I’m not surprised! Paris was checking for Christina during the pre-show, and she damn sure got what she wanted! The parties were the jump off, screw the show! • There was drama between MTV and Lil' Jon at the VMA's. The word is that the producers got nervous when they saw the booty shorts Vivica Fox planned to wear during the "Get Low" performance. MTV thought "Vivica's outfit could end up as another a 'wardr obe malfunction.'" An hour or so before the show, MTV threatened to remove her from the theater but backed off when Lil' Jon, insisted that if she didn't go on, he wouldn't either. Well, they had every right to be concerned being that her *ss cheeks were the ones getting low in those pleaded acid wash camel printas!
Quote Of The Night: “Is Chris Rock sick or sumfin’?” “Where were you in ’97? I was funny then.” If you have host problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 jobs but hosting ain’t one!” – Dave Chappelle commercial
Well, that’s my time…Until next week…
Your # 1 Poop Star,
Ms. Tibbs
